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Robert Alan was born in a bouncy castle. His mother is the big bang. His father is deaf. Robert Alan always wanted to be a comedian. Long before he could speak, he told his first jokes... but even then, nobody understood them. Nevertheless, today Robert Alan is a good-looking, extremely funny, incredibly charming, very modest entertainer who is not a fan of superlatives and hasn't written his own press releases for a long time. I simply don't have the time for that.